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Name: Kelsey
Birthday: 11/30/1986
Gender: Female
Interests: baton, cheerleading, dancing, acting, snowboarding, skateboarding, reading, creating weebish with david, dressing strangely to make people stare, listening to relient k, making sam have fun, having a zillion weird inside jokes & nicknames, inventing holidays, josiah (he said he needed to be in here somewhere), inventing insults, inventing weird scenerios with steph (fruity pebble island, when the camels come out, haha) stalking people, throwing shoes at people, the usual boring average everyday normal stuff
Expertise: baton, crazy outfits, procrastination, spacing out, laughing like a chipmonk, acting like a complete weeb... yeah that's about it.
Industry: Entertainment
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Member Since:
4/14/2003
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and the grass it was a ticking
and the sun was on the rise
I never felt so wicked
as when I willed our love to die
and I was your silver lining
as the story goes
I was your silver lining
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| i just sent an angry email to a news station. i am officially an old lady.
To: Fox News
Subject: John Gibson
Why do you still give this pathetic excuse for a human being airtime?
He mocked a man within hours after his death. Heath Ledger's death was
barely confirmed, let alone the autopsy completed, while Gibson
slanders his memory and plays the funeral march to clips of "Brokeback
Mountain." Who in their right mind approved that and allowed him AIR
it? I guess maybe I just answered my own question. Apparently Gibson
feels so threatened by gay men he has to mock an actor who played one
before his cause of death is even determined.
Gibson owes an apology to the Ledger family for marring his memory like
this. And when cause of death IS determined, if it is not a suicide,
he needs to apologize for that too. But since you've never made him
apologize for all the racist comments he's made over the years, I'm
sure this time will be no different. Since it's been about two days
and he hasn't apologized already, I'm not holding my breath. The fact
that this man still has not one but TWO shows to spew his idiotic
opinions is disgusting. Are you THAT desperate for babbling talk show
hosts? You should be ashamed.
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| i realize i tend to come here when i'm avoiding english homework. so, i'm writing to avoid... writing? somehow it just makes sense. i hate english thaaaaaaaat much. | | |
| today steph told me she might write a book about living in china.
i told her that my mom thought i should do the same since 75% of it is
probably right here in this xanga anyway.
so this is where our scheme forms.
we'll collaborate and write a book about living in china together. for the sole purpose of going on the daily show and the colbert report. 
i've always wanted to write a book titled "I Wrote This So I Could Go On The Daily Show and Meet Jon Stewart."
p.s. i will be severely depressed all week because my heroes have gone on vacation.
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| surgery = over, i'm all better! and i'd better not freaking lose my
voice again for a very long time. so, on to the subject:
WHY WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ON DECEMBER 21ST, 2012
as explained by me, because i watched the history channel today.
derek: well I hope its really epic
derek: like a meteor shower, or flaming hail, or the earth explodes or something
wellll.... i watched a special on the history channel today (as stated
above) and they were talking about prophesies. specifically, end
of the world prophesies. specifically, prophesies for december
21st, 2012. which, i know, is pretty crazy to have the actual
date and everything.
there's these ladies in ancient rome
who predict that the world will end somewhere just after the year 2000
(based on one woman's calender, who predicted emperor constantine by
name and some invasion or another, 800 and 700 years after she lived,
respectively)
there's this other lady in old england
who says when "pictures move freely" (movies) and "machines swim like
fish" (submarines) and men fly through the air (duh) half the world
will die
and THEN there's a sioux guy in
1890 who predicted that very soon his people would be wiped out (they
were). his apocolyptic predictions also pointed to this time
there's the hopi people who
believe that the world has been created and destroyed 4 times already
and the 5th one is coming when the world is surrounded by a giant
spiderweb (internet anyone?)
there's ALSO this super amazing webbot
that searches the entire internet for the world's "unconscious
mood." it was just for stock market predictions until they
noticed something strange a couple of months before sept 11th, it's
predicted katrina, the new york blackout, anthrax, and the southasian
tsunami (it even said earthquakes, waves, 300,000 dead). the
webbot says something incredibly nasty will happen in 2012, they just
don't know what yet. it also says nuclear war in 08 or 09, just
in case you were wondering.
AND there's the i ching (fall of the roman empire, white people coming to america, WWI & II) that ends on december 21st, 2012.
FINALLY, there's the mayan calender,
which predicts solar eclipses thousands of years ahead of time.
it predicted the exact date white men would land in their area.
it ALSO ends december 21st, 2012. it describes a black hole/"cosmic mother" on the solstice, when black holes were just confirmed to exist recently.
so what is supposed to happen on that day?
scientists say that the earth will be perfectly aligned between the sun
and the black hole at the center of the milky way, and it could be the
cause of past polarity changes in the earth, since it only occurs every
28,500 years.
a polarity change would mean earthquakes, tsunamis, you name the weather phenomenon, it happens.
we're so screwed.
derek: ...
derek: well that's epic
derek: I like it
so derek and i are moving to hawaii to avoid nuclear winter, and then
we're moving to the remotest area of northern canada on december 20th,
which will probably become the equator on.. THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!
i'm so corny.
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